C'mon now
Why you so mean?
Keep asking myself that same question
Keep asking myself that same question
Keep asking myself that same question
Why's that bitch so mean?

Well me and coral gables head up to the stables
I hop up for a ride but she said no way
I wanna get laid but she me fix her cable
She'll steal your skateboard, bust your huevos
Break your pride and burn your eggos
Make her mad and she'll blow up like a fucking volcano

Well I wake up feeling great
Got the sun on my face
Put some steam in my roller
Now she's looking at me strange
She killed my vibe and drug me to her parents
If I say hell yeah she says hell no
I say bert and she says elmo
She sent me to the store to pick up her tampons

I try to leave her but I love her cookies