[Intro]
The Hedgehog's right outside my window!

[Verse 1]
SSSSS Squad! Arres-ses-ses-ses-sest him!
(Get your gears in gear, slowpoke!)
(I'm gettin’, I'm gettin’!)
It's working, it's working!
My sneaky scheme is working!
It's only a matter of time before that hedgehog's mine!

[Chorus]
Oh-boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew today! (What?)
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn hedgehog! (Right away!)
Oh boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do, I'm gonna get that blue baboon!

[Verse 2]
Get ready my secret project!
I'm about to make history!
(It might even work!)
You bet your ass!
My gizmo works! (Maybe...)
I push this button!
I said I push this button!
Damn it! This stupid button!
[Chorus]
Oh-boy! I've got to make some hedgehog stew today! (Huh?)
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that hedgehog! Do as I say!
Oh boy! I'm gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do,, I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!

[Verse 3]
It may take me years to catch that horrible hedgehog!
If I wasn't so happy, I'd retire my plan today!
There's only one cure for a Robotnik. (Yeah?)
Obliterating that hedgehog! Eh, what was I saying anyway?

Tails, shut up!
That's better. As I was saying...

[Bridge]
Oh boy! Gonna make some hedgehog stew
If it's the last thing I do!
It's only a matter of time before my hedgehog stew
Now nothing can stop me from conquering Mobius
And lots of other stuff too

[Chorus]
Oh boy! Gonna make some hedgehog stew today! What?
It's my greatest gift idea!
Get that damn hedgehog! Right away!
Oh boy, gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get that blue baboon!
Oh-boy! I've got to make some hedgehog stew today! Huh?
It's my greatest invention ever!
Get that hedgehog, do as I say!
Oh boy, gonna make some hedgehog stew in the afternoon!
If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna get that blue cartoon!

Mwah, would taste so much better with hedgehog in it...