[Verse 1]
You just sneak out late at night and go and have your fun
Then you get back inside before the morning comes
'Fore the sun comes up and then you're back in bed
And your parents think you're perfect, but you're still a threat
And you keep looking at me from the side-eye
But everyone looks at everyone who don't pass by
But I just gas that shit up, 'cause if you asked, I
Would say I wanna go with you on one of your nights

[Chorus]
'Cause yeah, I really want a girl like Effy Stonem
Long black hair, attitude, you've gotta know 'em
'Cause everybody these days act the same and it's dead
And I was brave enough to approach you and I said
"Hey, girl, you really are reminding me of Effy Stonem"
That lately, baby, you're becoming more of a stoner
But if you let me in, then maybe I can get you sober
And we could put a ring on it 'cause I already know ya

[Post-Chorus]
My Effy Stonem
My Effy Stonem

[Verse 2]
I'd be stalking you on socials if you gave a fuck
But you be on your edgy shit so you don't post that much
And yeah, you got a hold of every single fuckin' guy
So you can make them do anything to waste some time
But I'm not falling for that, no, I'm not in your trap
They wanna hear my beats but none of them are fuckin' trap
So they don't clap but I don't mind, I prioritize differently
I focus on you and I'll make you think that I want you
[Chorus]
'Cause yeah, I really want a girl like Effy Stonem
Long black hair, attitude, you've gotta know 'em
'Cause everybody these days act the same and it's dead
And I was brave enough to approach you and I said
"Hey, girl, you really are reminding me of Effy Stonem"
That, lately, baby, you're becoming more of a stoner
But if you let me in, then maybe I can get you sober
And we could put a ring on it 'cause I already know ya
'Cause yeah, I really want a girl like Effy Stonem (I want a girl like her)
Long black hair, attitude, you've gotta know 'em (Gotta know 'em)
'Cause everybody these days act the same and it's dead
And I was brave enough to approach you and I said (I said, I want you, girl)
"Hey, girl, you really are reminding me of Effy Stonem"
That, lately, baby, you're becoming more of a stoner (Stoner)
But if you let me in, then maybe I can get you sober (Get you clean)
And we could put a ring on it 'cause I already know ya (My Effy Stonem, I know you're my Effy Stonem, babygirl)

[Post-Chorus]
My Effy Stonem
My Effy Stonem
My Effy Stonem
My Effy Stonem