[Intro]
Damn, Jonboi!

[Chorus]
Just got a fire profile and logged into Credit Karma
Can't even get my haircut no more 'cause I done scammed my barber
I'm on the run for identity theft in Ann Arbor
Can't get no iPhones in the city, so I had to go to Bal Harbor
I get rich off banks, but they think a n***a money launder
Told my n***a whip a fake ID up, so now my name Parker
The feds kicked down my door, I broke my embosser
A n***a made a fake page to lurk me, he's a weird stalker

[Verse]
Bought an NBA player SSN, turns out it's Tony Parker
Scratched the serial number off my gun with a Sharpie marker
You a lil' goofy-ass n***a, I should call you Maury
Scammed a college student who play for the Michigan Spartans
She asked for the signature on the receipt and I put James Harden
Last time I flew out to Miami, killed a n***a in Miami Gardens
Grandma was 'bout to beat my ass 'cause I stepped in her garden
I was too busy doing fraud, I came to school tardy
I just stole somebody credit card at a house party
Take a fake ID picture and buy some dreads, act like Bob Marley
He keep on pourin' all that yellow, he gon' turn to Cardi B
He fuckin' hoes without a condom, he gon' catch a STD
I just ran over a n***a on my new ATV
Still be Instagram juggin', like man, it's a lil' feast
Might sound crazy, but I robbed my own cousin named Marquis
He tried to flex on Instagram, but we knows that's a lease
Went to the machine so I could load my Bitcoin wallet
Bought a fire piece for only thirty and sent myself a thousand
Before you try to swipe, make sure you already got TOR browser
Feel bad for this jugg, he said I took his last money for college
I don't need no cash, pay me all in cryptocurrency
I'm on the hunt for some juice right now, it's an emergency
Had to play dead on the way to the emergency
'Cause the pharm' said they outta beans right now, but man, I need some percs
[Chorus]
Just got a fire profile and logged into Credit Karma
Can't even get my haircut no more 'cause I done scammed my barber
I'm on the run for identity theft in Ann Arbor
Can't get no iPhones in the city, so I had to go to Bal Harbor
I get rich off banks, but they think a n***a money launder
Told my n***a whip a fake ID up, so now my name Parker
The feds kicked down my door, I broke my embosser
A n***a made a fake page to lurk me, he's a weird stalker

[Outro]
My girlfriend wanna learn how to scam, baby, just go to work
I only hang 'round the family, I should've been signed to Lil Durk
A white ham call my phone like, "You fuckin' jerk"
I make a thousand every hour, man, this shit is like clockwork