[Intro]
Aw yeah, Chris

[Verse: Kasher Quon & Teejayx6]
I'm mad as hell‚ the weed man just shorted my weed
I was tryna get all buzzed‚ this n***a gave me seeds
I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem
Popped a n***a outside the Walmart and fleed the scene
I'm finna do donuts in a Scat'‚ Krispy Kreme
I just scammed a n***a who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme
I'm finna respond to this bitch DM, she wanna have sex with me
I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory
We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together, her name Destiny
I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony
And I scammed a Spanish ass n***a‚ he was Mexican
I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian
Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
And I sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible
I just slapped the fuck out of a n***a with freckles
I just fucked a bitch, then I bought her a pickle
I just fucked a bitch and I paid her with nickels
She kept sucking my dick after I came and it tickled
I just fucked an ugly ass bitch named Aquaneta
Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta
I just beat the fuck out of a n***a and he had eczema
I just caught a n***a re-rocking his old prom sneakers
I just caught a n***a with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas
They wouldn't let me perform my song‚ so I shot up the arena
You can keep the indica 'cause I'm smoking on sativa
You can keep that black bitch 'cause I'm fucking on Samantha
I just found out one of my old hoes got cancer
I just scammed a bitch online and she got cancer
Took a Mexican bitch out to eat, she wanted anchovies
I just scammed an African ass n***a, he got ebola
You just fucked a dirty ass bitch and got ebola
I just saw a bum ass bitch with Adidas Samoa
I just slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel
And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating ramen noodles
I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating Pizza Rolls
Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove
Then go and punch me a nice hotel on Lincoln Road
This bitch irritating, keep asking for edge control
And she suck my dick when I was driving, I lost control
I had a hundred methods in that bitch, how I lose my phone?
I'm mad as hell my method stopped working, I gotta pay for clothes
My bitch still ain't never let me fuck, I'm tryna find some hoes
My pop still ain't pay me for weed, I'm 'bout to steal his bowl
I just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil
Just got over on a n***a and sold him a Benadryl
I just got a credit card, in who name? Auntie Melissa
Bubble Gum Cookie, bitch, I'm smoking Bubblicious
I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Russel Simmons
I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Katt Williams
Scammed a bald head n***a with cancer, he look like Chauncey Billups
Shaved my hair bald, now I look like Chauncey Billups
He tried to rob me with a two-two, it was a Dillinger
Then I reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver
Now I'm finna steal a n***a car, with hangers and wires
I just scammed a gospel ass n***a, he sing in a choir
And I found out my man snitched, I think he Tekashi
And I fucked a bitch with twenty kids, I think it's Dashiki
I just made a ratchet ass fan suck my little cousin weewee
I just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck
Now I'm finna get a CPN and buy an ice cream truck
Almost went to jail for selling weed out the ice cream truck
Almost went to jail for selling crack out a U-Haul truck
My mama moved again, I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks
My daddy snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white truck
My cousin snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white van
I just got approached in the mall by a white fan
Had my hoodie on and got shot up by a white man
Fucked my girlfriend and put some money on her nightstand
Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan'
Couldn't find no fire ass weed, so I smoked a Black
Couldn't find no other drugs around, so now I'm smoking crack
And I Karo'd the n***a juice with some antifreeze
And I wore my Moncler outside when it was a hundred degrees
I just fucked a smart ass bitch with a master's degree
I just fucked a broke ass bitch and she asked for three dollars
Three broke n***as over there, that's about three burgers
He was short on a cigarette, he had one quarter
It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents
It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars
It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars
It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one
You know I scammed all my barbers, I can't even get one
Bro, your shit looking trife, you gotta go and get one
He went to jail for an hour and turned into a Froot Loop
I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a raccoon
I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom
'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube
Had to beat a n***a in his stomach with an umbrella
I'm mad as hell, my flight got delayed by Delta
Me and Quon had a show to go to out in Phoenix
Just got an opp address, and he stay in Vegas
Couple days later, they had his funeral in Las Vegas
He wasn't even from the hood, he was from Las Vegas
Finna knock a n***a out and go viral on WorldStar
What you got on the weed? He said he got the cigar
If the opps in this party, then everybody shot
Caught with stolen credit cards and they put me on a box
Everybody say they fuckin' with the iPhones, they lyin'
I just punched my grandma bills and all her hospital fines
He tried to slide at the mall, all his pieces was declined
Wearing them old ass 'fits he had since 2009
'Bout time you junked that old car, n***a, it was overheating
I'm off a four of Hi-Tech, I'm bout to be so sleepy
She was off her period, I told her, "Open legs now"
Treat your bitch like a dog and I told her, "Sit down"
The opps had a funeral, dig up the casket in the ground
Riding in a Hellcat, you in a box, old town
Walmart know my face, they keep saying, "Turn around"
I just went to Verizon, got approved zero down
Yeah, I seen you in there too, but you had a high deposit
Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposits
He tryna run off with the cheese, he just keep duckin' and dodgin'
But I got his address, so I'ma keep on sliding
My mama ran off with some cheese, I'm 'bout to go blow up her house
This shit really surprise me, n***as keep runnin' they mouth