[Intro]
You guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?
(Undefined)

[Chorus]
It's Christmas day and I still forget to box the gifts (Christmas time)
My little cousin asked for a present but it don't exist (I don't know)
She don't even know that I forgot to go Christmas shopping (Damn)
So I left eight hundred dollars in her Santa stocking (There you go)
Man, why everybody want a gift? We're on a holiday (What the fuck?)
Got me wakin' up like, "What else I gotta buy today?" (What the fuck?)
Damn near went broke this year, but it's gon' be okay (Damn)
'Cause when I find another n***a to scam, it's gon' make my day

[Verse]
They all askin' where they gifts, but I only got a snowball (I don't know)
Random ass people callin' my phone, I don't know y'all (Who is this?)
Everybody know I got that super workshop and all (Everybody)
But that don't mean keep askin' for shit like I'm Santa Claus
When I was younger, used to steal the candy canes off the Christmas tree
And I always wanted to stay up late on Christmas Eve (I'm up)
I know all them presents downstairs, I can't wait to see (Damn)
But couldn't get a lot, I had to wait on taxes next week (What the fuck?)
It's Christmas time right now, I got a new scam (Christmas time)
Go to different houses dressed up as a homeless man (Pure idea)
And when you walk up to door, you gotta start singing Jingle Bells (Hello)
Get a donation, but make sure it's hundred dollar bills (Where my money?)
I'm 'bout to take my little sister to go and meet Santa (Come on)
But first I gotta stop and pour up in this pineapple Fanta (Hold on)
I got a ugly Christmas sweater on, so don't pull out the camera (Damn)
They got me on TV tryna swipe, I gotta move to Canada (Bitch)
[Chorus]
It's Christmas day and I still forget to box the gifts (Christmas)
My little cousin asked for a present but it don't exist (I don't know)
She don't even know that I forgot to go Christmas shopping (She don't know)
So I left eight hundred dollars in her Santa stocking (There you go)
Man, why everybody want a gift? We're on a holiday (Wow)
Got me wakin' up like, "What else I gotta buy today?" (Damn)
Damn near went broke this year, but it's gon' be okay
'Cause when I find another n***a to scam, it's gon' make my day (Merry Christmas)