[Verse 1]
I wish I had not woke up today
Everyone mistakes the things you say
Take the simple truth and twist it all around
Make it sound important and make it seem profound

[Chorus]
Dog new tricks, nothing you learn will stick
Dog new tricks, you make me feel so worthless

[Verse 2]
Everyone I know has gone away
Died or left or just forgot to stay
Sometimes took for granted, sometimes turned away
Sometimes didn't say what I meant to say

[Chorus]
Dog new tricks, nothing you learn will stick
Dog new tricks, you make me feel so worthless

[Post-Chorus]
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)
[Verse 3]
I never would have pegged you for what you have become
Everyone lies, everyone cheats, not like you've done

[Chorus]
Dog new tricks, nothing you learn will stick (nothing will stick)
Dog new tricks, you make me feel so worthless (nothing will stick)
Dog new tricks (nothing will stick) nothing you learn will stick (nothing will stick)
Dog new tricks (nothing will stick) you make me feel so worthless (nothing will stick)

[Outro]
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)
(Nothin' you learn!)