Made you over
Made you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror to your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up we ate
Worshiped the cook

Vice president of everybody, everybody
Vice president of everybody, everybody

Ladies and gentlemen!
Deerhoof would like to bring chaos to you!
Play your ears
Let them go free
Feel it
Turn it up!

Made you over
Make you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror to your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up we ate
Worshiped the cook
Vice president of everybody
And nobody