[Intro: main voice & whispers]
(unidentifiable whispers)
A motherfuckin' 66GTO (Why did I listen?)
She's beautiful (Why did I listen?)
She's beautiful (Why did I listen?)
(Why?) Why did I listen?
(Why?) Why did I listen?
Why did I listen?
(Why d—) Why did I listen?

[Verse: main voice, voice panned left, voice panned right, all three voices]
(-to the gas station) So I go into the gas station and (I pull up to this gas station all the time)
Even- Even leading up to the gas station there were- there was a pattern of six everywhere, I couldn't get away from it (Six, six, six, six, six, six, six, it's all he talks about)
Every fucking turn I made, there was a pattern of six (It's all he's talkin' about, is the number six)
Only six of the lights out there were fucking working on the highway (Number six, that's all folks! It's all he's gonna talk about)
'Kay? There were only six cars!
Now you're telling me that they're selling my cheesies? (Cheesies? Did he just say cheesies?)
My fucking cheesies for six whole fucking dollars (Oh my god) (Oh I love cheesies, dude! I get them all the time!)
Who the fuck sells cheesies for six dollars? (Ah he must- he must really love this number, aww he must love this number, aww) (Aw I love cheesies! God I fucking love those things so much, aw)
I come to this gas station all the time and you're fuckin' telling me they're selling cheesies for six dollars?
Nah, it's always been three fucking 99 (Why the fuck? Why the fuck would a bag of cheesies be six dollars?)
Not six dollars (I come to this gas station all the time)
And then, to add on top of that
Fuckin' alright, six dollars
This is bullshit but
You know
I'm try'na get some cheesies (Oh, there's nothing better than a bag of cheesies. Honestly, honest to god)
And I only have fuckin' six quarters (There it is, there it is again! Number six. Aw what did I say? Six six six six six six six it's all he talks about!) (There's nothing better than a bag of cheesies, man. Aw those fucking cheesies, man!)
And I can't fu- I gotta fuckin'- I have to break this cycle somehow
I- I have to break this cycle somehow so I go up to the cashier and I say
"Just give me a quarter
Jus' one
I just toss over a quarter
I don't know- I can't believe you're not fucking seeing it either, it's everywhere in this damn store" ("Gimme a quarter!")
"It's everywhere!" ("I'm seeing six everywhere and I don't know why")
"I just need to break the cycle, look if-
If you give me a quarter, you'll be down a quarter" ("I don't know why the fuck it's showing up all of a sudden")
"And then you won't have six but I won't have six either!" ("But it is!") ("Nah man, it's not that hard to understand actually, see if you give me a quarter...")
"And we'll fix our problem, you see we have a mutual problem, you and I" ("Give me one fucking quarter! I just need one! Just one quarter!") ("...you'll be losing a quarter...")
"Both of us are trapped in this cycle of six" ("I just need one fucking quarter") ("...and if you lose a quarter and I gain one...")
"And we can get out of it together if you just give me" ("I just- I just need") ("...then we'll be out of the pattern of six. Just give me")
"One fucking quarter"