Your girl's got you wrapped around your finger
Your girl is the reason you don't ring us
All your excuses leave us no doubt
That you've sacked us off and you don't wanna come out
Because we know what it is that really stops you
You don't go but you'll be sorry when she drops you

Your girl is the one who wears the trousers
And your girl's got you trapped inside the house and
You're a two-headed monster, you talk as a we
We'll all be out but you'll be watching TV
'Cause your girl is the one who wears the trousers

We've took to calling you the pilot light
Because you won't be going out tonight
We've took to calling you the pilot light
Because you won't be going out tonight

You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl

We've took to calling you the pilot light
Because you won't be going out tonight
We've took to calling you the pilot light
Because you won't be going out tonight
You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl
You'll be with your girl