[Verse 1]
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago
His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato

[Refrain]
She's in love with a boy from the rodeo
Who pulls the rope on the chute when they let those suckers go
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[Verse 2]
He got slobberin' drunk at the Palomino
They give him thirty days in San Ber'dino

[Refrain]
Well, there's forty-four men stashed away in tank C
And there's only one shower but it don't apply to Bobby

[Bridge]
You may think they're dumb and lonely
But you're wrong 'cause their love is strong
Stacked up hair and a cheap little ring
They don't care 'cause it don't mean a thing
A-looka there, a-they don't care

[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
Best-est way that they can feel-o
Out on the highway, rollin' a wheel-o
He's her tootsie, she's for real-o
Trailer park heaven, it's a real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o
Real good deal-o

[Chorus]
The rest of their lives in San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives in San Ber'dino
Gonna spend the rest of their lives down in San Ber'dino
Come on with me, come on with me
Come on with me down in San Ber'dino
Just 60 miles, 60 miles down the San Ber'dino freeway
They got some dark green air and you can choke all day
That's right!
Gonna spend the rest of their lives
Rest of their lives, rest of their lives

[Post-Chorus]
Say now, ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
Ain't talkin' 'bout the Redlands, no no
[Outro]
Zulch is the auto works, I'm telling you
That's where they take all the cars that they hurt
Come on and let's all go down to San Ber'dino
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Ooo-ooo
Let's-a go down, down, down, down in San Ber'dino
Wouldja be'lieve it, wouldja be'lieve it
San Ber'dino, San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino, gotta call it
San Ber'dino, C'mere
San Ber'dino, San Ber'dino
San Ber'dino, San Ber'dino
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The rest of their lives in San Ber'dino
Oh Bobby, I'm sorry you gotta head like a potato, I really am