[Verse 1]
I soar like a balding eagle or a nearsighted hawk
Am I a conceited pigeon or a modest peacock?
I'm an in outsider, petticoat tail rider
I'm not a criminal, but I'm kind of a crimer
For sure, the humblest man

[Chorus 1]
My lifelong job is to live in improv
I can't comprehend the mundane
I'm more sincere than a person who's very sincere
When I say living a normal life is simply profane

[Verse 2]
The least narcissistic, cordial rockstar
I never kick that joke ball too far
He's the punk rock icon seen on TMZ
Does anyone here wanna hang out with me?

[Chorus 2]
The right wrong medicine won't make you live longer
What does kill you won't make you stronger
The punk rock Night Birds of a feather will always rock together

[Guitar solo bridge]
[Outro]
He's the humblest man on the planet
Give me any joke, I will deadpan it
If humility's like wine, I'm getting finer with age
He's the most unpretentious NOFX member on stage
Alright