[Verse 1]
“Affection not dissection”
“Meat is murder”
“Animals are for petting”
Oh shut the fuck up already!

[Chorus 1]
I'm tired of you whining about poor animals dying
And the food they're supplying
Because if a big animal had the chance, it wouldn't take another glance
It would eat you up!

[Verse 2]
“Affection not dissection”
“Meat is murder”
“Animals are for petting”
Oh shut your trap already!

[Chorus 2]
I don't want to listen and I'm tired of your bitchin'
'Bout what's in my kitchen
Because if a big animal had the chance, it wouldn't take another glance
It would eat you up!