Happy days are here again, I'm three shits to the wind
It's so nice to wet the bed and not care
Turning matter into mush, I'm three shits to the wind
What's another million cells to my head?

Morning's broken, so is my nose, I'm three shits to the wind
How did I get into my neighbor's bedroom?
Why does my tongue taste like doc, I'm three shits to the wind
I think I'll try something stronger next time