NOFX
Vanilla Sex
Don't ever take away from me my pornography
Obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I
Want to see and read
Don't even try to take away from me
My right to privacy because what I
Do is no one business but me

So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you got bored to death
There's no way I'm going thru life
Having vanilla sex

The governments trying to get in
Your bedroom you better lock your
Door and close your shades because
There could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal?
Why do we have to be 21?
You're so afraid that people are having
Too much fun
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
Why do you want to know how I screw?
It seems to me you've got nothing better
To do