Why do I keep scratching
Scratching my balls?
I don't like this feeling
I don't like it at all

Cause I got crabs
I got crabs
I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood

There's crab eggs in my bed
They're in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
Buy A200 shampoo
I got are. I. D. Of them
I got all of them
They won't be back
Wait a second
What is this itching in my crack?

Cause I got crabs
I got crabs
I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood