[Verse 1]
Well, I heard the pump click somewhere around sixty
Thought aw, that ain't that bad
I was leaned up against my F-150
Got a question that I never been asked
She said, "Why you drivin' that?
Who would need to have somethin' sittin' that high?"
I said, "Park that Civic and climb up in it
And, baby, I'll show you why"

[Chorus]
I like to ride a dirt road when it gets muddy
Pull my bass boat after church on Sunday
Keep me a cooler full of cold ones in the back
I can turn around wherever I want to
If you ain't test drove one, then you ought to
Once you go truck, you never go back
The boys 'round here wanna steal a girl's heart
And the girls 'round here wanna park it in the dark
Way up on a hill by the moon and the stars
And you can't in a car
No, you can't, what next?

[Verse 2]
Well, she didn't quite get it 'til I went and slid it
Sideways off of Sawmill Road
Then she turned the song up
Said, "Who's that other pickup man?"
I said, "His name is Joe"
She said, "I like the way that sounds
Can I drop it down in that four-wheel gear?"
I said it's four-wheel drive, but hit four-wheel high
We can take it anywhere out here
[Chorus]
Where I like to ride a dirt road when it gets muddy
Pull my bass boat after church on Sunday
Keep me a cooler full of cold ones in the back
I can turn around wherever I want to
If you ain't test drove one, then you ought to
Once you go truck, you never go back
The boys 'round here wanna steal a girl's heart
And the girls 'round here wanna park it in the dark
Way up on a hill by the moon and the stars
And you can't in a car
No sir

[Bridge]
Took a little while, but I changed her mind
Gave me her number at the end of the night
Said, "How 'bout tomorrow, same place, same time?"
Turns out that she loves that I

[Chorus]
Like to ride a dirt road when it gets muddy
Pull my bass boat after church on Sunday
Keep me a cooler full of cold ones in the back
I can turn around wherever I want to
If you ain't test drove one, then you ought to
Once you go truck, you never go back
The boys 'round here wanna steal a girl's heart
And the girls 'round here wanna park it in the dark
Way up on a hill by the moon and the stars
And you can't in a car
[Outro]
Mmm, oh