Karen Skladany
Perfume Song, Possibly in Michigan
This one here smells great!
Which one?
Mmmm, smells like mothers crazy sister Kate
Oh you think so?
Yes I do, it smells so good!
She couldn’t have been that crazy, I don’t think so
Oh you don’t think so, huh?
No!
Well she put her poodle one time, in a microwave oven
To eat it?
Yeah
To eat it!?
Oh no, no no no no no no no no, silly!
(No no no)
To dry it!
(No no no no)
But it exploded, and they were both found dead
She must have been out of her head
Oh oh oh oh!
Here it is!
There’s my favorite perfume!
We’ve been looking for, everywhere
Why don’t you buy one for me, too?
And I’ll meet you at the door
Okay!
Okay. Bye bye!
Bye bye
Bye bye!