Deuteronomy twenty-two chapter five says
A man shall not wear women's clothes
I’m reading this with a dress on
I'm kind of like Jesus, I'm teflon
I’m a blonde in the major
The god transgender
And if any man of the lord tries to use violence to challenge me
I swear to the gay gods that watch over me
That I will eat your face
I am not terrified by your diatribes and exorcisms
'Cause any attempts will allow me to stare at your god in his face
And tell him that he's not welcome here