[Verse 1]
I thought you put me in rapture
I never asked you to dump her
Thought you knew we'd have a high life
Ba-ra-ba-ra-ba-ra-ba-ba
And still I see your philosophy
Falling through my tainted mind
Would you dig my dirt?
'Cause I'm so desperate
Can't you see you're wasting time?
It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I failed to tell you, to tell you now

[Chorus]
That I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And scissors slide away with my pride

[Verse 2]
Speeding down a dead-end track
I wanted you, there's no way back
Got a destructive appetite
Ba-ra-ba-ra-ba-ra-ba-ba
Baby, please
Lift me off my knees
A little smile can go for miles
I may be young, but I will grow up strong
And by then she'll look like her mum
It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I failed to tell you, to tell you now
[Chorus]
That I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And scissors slide away with my pride

[Bridge]
Just to be absolutely sure of the facts
I'm happy to act just as a side salad
Happy to act, happy to pay, happy to wait
Babe, you're great
When your oven goes ping
I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping
I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping
I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping
I'll be there on your plate
When her oven goes bang

[Chorus]
I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And scissors slide away with my pride