Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin’ all the bad thoughts!

I am so right, and you are so wrong
I hate everybody, everybody's so stupid
I am so boring
I am unimportant
Feel trapped in this world
What day is it today?

I've never been happy
I am not qualified
She doesn’t like me
I'll die if I'm alone
And I do not trust you, 'cause I am a baby
But I will not fail, my karate will prevail!

Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!

A thought bubbles up
And then I chop it up
We’ll sprinkle it all over like mental cheese
And it tastes so good
When my bad thoughts are understood
Karate chop anxiety and watch it stay inside of me
’Cause going insane is just a party in the brain
You can have a good time
But baby don't drink and drive
If you get too far out
And you need to come back
Just do your daily karate and return to your body

Mental karate, have you exercised properly?
Both your mind and your body?
Have you done your karate?
Mental karate, have you exercised properly?
Both your mind and your body?
Have you done your karate?

Mental karate, choppin’ all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!

Mental karate, choppin’ all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!

Chop-chop!
I don't need to deny all the bad thoughts
I just want to chop them up
And put them in a frame I like
I don't need to deny all the bad thoughts
I want to chop them up
And put them in a frame I like
I don't need to deny all the bad thoughts
I want to chop them up
And put them in a frame I like
I don't need to deny all the bad thoughts
I want to chop them up
And put them in a frame I like

Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!
Mental karate, choppin' all the bad thoughts!