Dan Bull
Minecraft Creeper Rap
[Verse 1]
I'm a Creeper, Minecraft's Grim Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda
I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter!
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh hi, I'm a creeper (Hey)
So nice, nice to meet ya (Oh)
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick-tock, tick-tock

[Chorus]
Boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yеah)
It's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tunе (Yeah, yeah)
(Pew, pew, pew, hey)

[Verse 2]
I do what I wanna (Woo!)
Move aside, mama (Woo!)
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber! (Bam!)
I take control, then I'm gonna (What?)
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its toll
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul (Sss)
Fizz like a lemonade then blow (Boom)
So you'd better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore (Ore)
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword? (Ha)
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me: "Tonight we dine indoors!"

[Chorus]
Boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)
It's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)
Boom (Hey)

[Verse 3]
It's official
A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result (Nah)
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you'd better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fo' shizzle!
Take a listen! (Huh?)
It's a premonition of my mission (Huh)
Death by demolition!
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing (Why?): gone fission
White, hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, ocelot, fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast!
[Chorus]
Boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)
It's gonna make my brain go boom, boom, boom! (Ha, ha)
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune (Yeah, yeah)
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom, boom, boom!