Sit up and listen and listen, I riff on the rhythm
The sickest musician, the slickest magician
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions
While lifting a brick with no slip of permission
I'm not the most vicious of villian
I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling
I'm not into killing, but if you were
Given the gift of intuition
Then keep me within your peripheral vision
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition
I'm a nervous guy that perfers to hide
I'm terribly shy and I don't know why
So please do me the following courtesy
And never look me in the purple eyes
I'm aversе to being observed at night
So if you see mе, you deserve to die
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no... no!
I see you peeking at me through the glass door
What, chap, are you asking for more?
Boy, your jibbering-jabbering like an old man
Reminiscing of back in the war
I'm naturally, massively tall
I should be practicing basket-ty ball
But I can't find a ball with corners at all
So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall
If we pass in the hall, you're gon' have to ignore me
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor
Grab a map and explore the various biomes
But be aware, this is my home
I roam through the night alone
Hoping to find someone I can bone
But I'm out of sight, and mind, and time
Like a rotary dial phone
I don't want to die alone
My type of solo's a xylophone
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no... Rockit!
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You don't want to mess with the endermen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Don't look me in the eye, you better run and hide
I'm chasing after you until you die
Deadly as a knife, beautifully designed
I'm hunting you tonight until you die
It's time to tell the truth, a bomb you can't defuse
So easily amused to watch you die
Don't you try to fight, your lucky you're alive
I have you in my sights (no, no, no, no)
Now you see me, now you don't
Shoving a dirt block down your throat
You better not be getting out your boat
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone
Oh, no, I'm on a mission
To win the staring competition
I'll let you live on just one condition
If you put a pumpkin upon, you're forgiven
No, no, no, no