[Verse 1: Black Gryph0n]
This is the worst team I have ever played with in my life
When we finally get on the point, everyone dies
I understand that every now and then a team won't click
When it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathize

[Chorus: Black Gryph0n]
You should've picked Mercy
You should've picked any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
You should learn how this game works
You should've picked Mercy
You should've picked any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
You should learn how this gamе works

[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Everybody’s bickering, settling scorеs
There isn’t much left in the medicine drawers
I’ve picked mine, what the heck is up with yours?
You’ve left the rest of us bereft of support
Let me question y’all on where Mercy is?
Existing without her is merciless
So what on earth is this? Your pick’s purposeless
We’ve delegates of every nation but Swiss
The team needs a certain insertion
It’s hurting, ring the surgeon, it’s urgent
She’s a winged wingman... wingperson
Eloquent in English and in German
Turning the tables, a medical DJ
That resurrect was incredible, replay!
Perfect! Look at it. Yes, it’s lovely
Lacking luck? Then you certainly should have picked... Mercy
[Chorus: Black Gryph0n, Jayn]
You should've picked any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
You should learn how this game works
You should've picked Mercy
I'm not gonna be any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
Your tears are what I live for

[Verse 3: Black Gryph0n, Jayn]
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right, so, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I should try Kiriko
I was trying Kiriko
Junker Queen or Sojourn tho?
I am playing both of those
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be
(I'm not gonna be Mercy)
[Chorus: Black Gryph0n]
You should've picked Mercy
You should've picked any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
You should learn how this game works
You should've picked Mercy
You should've picked any kind of support
We ended up losing, and it's all your fault
You should learn how this game works

[Outro: Jayn]
If you like Mercy so much why don't you just marry her?