Dan Bull
Goosebumps Freestyle
Good evening, I've had a hell of a Halloween
Don't even ask me how the hell I've been feeling
'Cause I haven't been sleeping well, I can't even dream
But I've been throwing hands with my sleep paralysis demon
Viewer beware: you're due for a scare, no clue as to when
Or who, what or where it, boo! It was there, ha!
Come and sit down, I've ordered you a meal
Don't ask what it is now, all will be revealed
Grab a glass, let the clarеt pour until it's filled
Can't use too many napkins for the gorе that's getting spilled
You're George Foreman, shove my pork up in your grill
Who needs a toothpick? I've brought a frigging drill
I've boarded up the windows and the door, you feel the chill
As I sneak away the key until your jaw done bloody peeled
I touched a nerve, now I'm all up in your feels
Call me Jada for the way I'm torturing at Will
Remember fluffy bears' paws, cover their claws, therefore
Beware false mentors who wear wool
'Cause they're all werewolves in prayer shawls
They're storing fentanyl on creche floors
This is a chess board, and we're just their pawns
Sent forth to trick or treat at death's door
A rare form of pure misery, bare walls and headboards
You'll get a wee bit more than bed sores
Seeing red - Bull prepares horns, and then gores
How many Horsemen are coming again? Four!
Alarms ringing, the darkest figures and foul creations
You are in a predicament and unless I'm mistaken
Your heart rhythm is quickening, giving you palpitations
You start shivering, suddenly something inside awakens!
Hope you all have a safe Halloween!
I get those goosebumps every time