[Verse 1]
Slap me as hard as you want
Aren't I supposed to offer the other cheek?
I mean really what's the point?
I keep coming back, perfect form and technique
Is anybody listening? Please say you're listening
And are you seeing this? How am I okay with it?
Repugnant recidivist, you'll get away with it
Oh, you'll get away with it

[Chorus]
All I do is cover for you
So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue
No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you
To red white and blue, red white and blue

[Verse 2]
So go ahead, ask me why I stay
I'll say it's because I love the way
He's well dressed and charming
Spangled and darling, vast and sprawling
What more could a boy need?
Oh please, oh please, oh please
I remember back when I was 13
I thought you were flawless, utterly spotless
Rugged and lawless, harmless and clawless

[Chorus]
But now all I do is cover for you
So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue
No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you
To red white and blue, red white and blue

[Chorus]
All I do is cover for you
So you can beat me til I'm red white and blue
No matter what you do I'll crawl back to you
To red white and blue, red white and blue