[Intro]
Reuel, stop playin' with these n***as
[Verse 1]
Got a deaf bitch, and she lickin' on my toes
Boutta eat two Big Macs and cook 'em on the stove
My n***a, you stink, use some soap, I'm thinkin' Dove
You lonely as an orphan n***a, you need some love
I slapped a n***a on TV and made that n***a have a seizure
You gon' believe she under eighteen? N***a, how you gon' believe her?
The fuck you mean I need to get my money up? You broke
I hope your newborn is born and I hope that bitch choke
Bluefacе baby, yeah I put that shit on the fuckin' locs
Now I'm ridin' down in a lowrider with tеn spokes
I slapped an orphan in the head, now that n***a fuckin' slow
Lose some weight fat ass n***a, you look like Homer Simpson (Doh)
I pulled a golf club out, hit that n***a upside the head
Wait, police, I didn't do it, that n***a dead
He's bleeding out on the floor, please get him a medic
I don't know why you talkin' to me n***a, I'm not sympathetic
Your lips so big that they bigger than that n***a fuckin' [?]
Your ass prolly ask for a rare-rare, medium ass steak
Why you built like that, n***a? Why you built so fuckin' weird
I'm Hitler, you Anne Frank, I'm 'boutta make you disappear
You Spongebob ass n***a, why you built so square?
You probably ain't even go to the bathroom, you prolly shit in your underwear
Fee-fi-fo-fum, my n***a, you are dumb
I'm 'boutta stomp your grandma, fuck her, then I'm boutta cum
I took your chromosomes and then the n***a fuckin' ran away
Na-na-na-na, I can't understand what the fuck you say
No cap, I really would fuck Meredith from Brave
Mulan got that ass, yeah, you know she got that cake
Wait, I'ma stop 'cause I'm startin' to get a 'lil bit off beat
I don't care what n***as say, I might go and beat my meat
Fuck shootin' a chopper n***a, that dick finna go squeak
I don't care what n***as say, you n***as are fuckin' weak
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, you bitch ass n***a
Fuck Twitter n***a, really deleted my whole damn account
Your whole family can get cursed by six witches
Fuck you, your momma, your grandma, all them bitches
Told a Make-A-Wish kid, "Wish upon a star"
I hit six hundred thousand n***as in my brand new car
Fuck you n***as, fuck Iran too, Allahu Akbar (Allahu Akbar)
Ok that 'lil— that was a little fucked up, that last bar
I don't give a damn though, fuck all them fuckin' orphans
I don't care if you hit my phone, that shit is not important
This n***a 5'2" talkin' shit, you can't be shortin'
You talk all that shit online, but you is not important
Saw a bitch ass n***a slip down the slip-n-slide
That n***a broke his neck, and I think that n***a died
He is dead, that n***a is not breathing
You broke ass n***a, your house don't even got heating
[Verse 2]
N***as really named Ryan, and my name really Edgar
These n***as really talkin' to n***as named fuckin' Lester
I hope he get raped by 6 Dogs inside a homeless shelter
I sell fake chains, n***a, yeah, that shit don't even smelter
I killed three n***as and I fled the scene
I got two cops on my ass, I think I see green
Two n***as pulled me over, they got two M16s
And I shot six n***as, yeah I shot them dead— (Haha, hahaha)
Shot two n***as with a shotgun, Old Yeller
Your grandpa prolly say "N***a", that n***a prolly say "Feller"
I don't know what the fuck I really just said, that shit fucked up
But I really don't give a damn, run up with six n***as in a pickup truck
N***as really from the U.K., sayin', "What's up bruv?"
"You want some tea love?", no, fuck, I don't wanna fuck
Slapped two deaf n***as, now they both can not see
I don't care what n***as say, you are not seeing receipts
If you want a sex tape then you're going to have to pay the fee
One plus one equals two, two plus two equals three