[Marissa Escobedo]
911, what's your emergency?
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
OK. OK, we'll have somebody right over
[?]
Hello there, I am officer MJ420 and I can assist you in many ways
To see what emergency services I can assist you with, tap the green button
[tapped]
OK. What can I help you with?
Do you need first aid?
[no tone]
Lost or forgotten keys?
[no tone]
Emergency bathroom tissue delivery?
[no tone]
Someone to keep you company?
[yes tone]
OK. Company it is
First, tell me what's on your mind. You can sing to me if you'd like. Maybe I'll sing back
[Verse 1]
Can you tell me?
(Maybe I can tell you)
If I'm crazy
(Yeah, you might be crazy)
'cuz I'm lonely
(Oh, I know you're lonely)
Can you fix that?
(No, I can't just fix that)
[Chorus]
I don't mess with the future police
(Something's gotta fill a part)
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
(They don't even have a heart)
[Verse 2]
What are you good for?
(I could buy you coffee)
Well, I don't need that
(Would you rather have some tea?)
I've got your off switch
(I've warned you not to do that)
You won't stop me!
(DESTROY PUNY HUMAN)
[Chorus]
I don't mess with the future police
Something's gotta fill a part
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
They don't even have a heart
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
I don't mess with the future police
Something's gotta fill a part
Where'd we go wrong with future police?
They don't even have a heart