[Spoken Outro]
So he decided the best way to end his life was to have a heart attack
He thought he could induce the heart attack by running a very fast way for a sizable distance
Going as far as he could until he dies
So he set out to run as hard as he could
He ran and he ran until he was exhausted and he collapsed
But he didn't die
So the next night he tried the same thing and he ran again
And he still didn't die
So he tried again the third night
And then the fourth and the fifth
And after this had been going on for a week
He felt so good that he didn't want to kill himself anymore