[Chorus: kmoe]
It's the nightmare before Christmas
Checking off everything off my wish-list
She the one I wanna spend my holiday with
Yeah, I got commas, see my percent
It's the nightmare before Christmas
Checking off everything off my wish-list
She the one I wanna spend my holiday with
That is a nightmare called Christmas

[Verse 1: Jane Remover]
I'm checking everything off of my wish-list
Getting green, getting baked, like a biscuit
I be in the mood, asking what rhymes with Christmas
(What rhymes with Christmas?)

[Bridge: Jane Remover]
I'm keeping my distance
Music on the Christmas
I think you got an illness
Stay out of my business
I'm so malicious
Thеse cookies are dеlicious
Punch it like citrus
I put in this tradition
[Chorus: kmoe]
It's the nightmare before Christmas
Checking off everything off my wish-list
She the one I wanna spend my holiday with
Yeah, I got commas, see my percent
It's the nightmare before Christmas
Checking off everything off my wish-list
She the one I wanna spend my holiday with
That is a nightmare called Christmas

[Verse 2: Jane Remover]
It's the nightmare before Christmas
And I'm making all these bands
I think my pockets need some fitness
'Cause they tight like Santa's pants
Got more money than some of these brands
I told Rudolph, "Catch some hands"
Rudolph doesn't even have hands
The sleigh is never gonna land now
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now
Lady Gaga I believe your post now
I'm on the ground now
Lights all around the town
Don't raise a brow now
Drinking egg nog now
[Outro: Mariah Carey]
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just need you–