[Verse 1: kmoe]
Fuck Interscope, I hate all of you bitches
Gimme Glaive's deal and suck on my dick
I don't need drums, yeah I don't need a kick
Yeah you got money but you ain't got no bitches
You ain't got no bitches
I just remembered I have two Subway cookies in my backpack
Fuck luvbackpack
Suck my nutsack, lick my scrotum
I do not like major labels
My name is kmoe
I hope I get hit in the head with a table
For breakfast I had a bagel
Call me Lil K-mosey, I'm sipping blueberry faygo
In the passenger seat with a big ass draco
Just hold on, you're going home, I ain't Drake, hoe
I'm not sipping lean, I'm sipping snakе oil
I just went to the kitchen and wrappеd my penis in tinfoil

[Verse 2: limeboiler]
I robbed a guy named Glaive, I stole his advance
I robbed Mark's work warehouse, I took all their pants
I robbed Amazon, now Jeff Bezos can't afford pants
I robbed the denim off your calves, those are jorts, not jants
Sometimes I feel like a bug the way everyone hate me
I wanna get splattered by a truck, GoPro in HD
I got a Glock in my pants, it don't have a safety
I fucked your bitch in the ass and I did it unsafely
It really really hurt when I was ten and my mom took away my Xbox Live
Very very recently I went to Five Guys for the very first time
I thought the burgers were great but I didn't love their fries
At least it was better than Shake Shack, their shit made me wanna die
To be honest with you, I think the cops are coming, I should probably hide
I think they saw me steal forty-seven Toshiba TVs on my Instagram Live
Honestly, I don't wanna go to jail, I think I'm about to cry
If they come I might just tell them I have COVID-9
[Interlude: kmoe}
COVID-9 is a real disease and it's treated by putting margarine up your anus, your anus
Margarine up my rectum, up my rectum

[Verse 3: limeboiler]
Yo, I'm running through these hoes like Drano
I got the devilish flow, no rock n roll, no halo (we party rock)
That's the crew that I'm reppin'
On my rise to the top, no lead in our zeppelin
Hey, party rock is in the house tonight
Everyone just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just-just-just

[Verse 4: kmoe]
Scammed your mom
I took like everything she had
I hope she's sad
I don't really like your mom
We had a fling
And then she left me 'cause I said like one thing wrong
About 9/11 or something
So I robbed her, actually I burgled her, should be clear
I {?] on a PS5 stockpile
I gave 'em to the poor
I'm like the Sony Robin Hood
I'm robbin' your hood
Those PS5s are mine for good
[?] on my iPhone 5, see
The color looks like pee
And minions are colored like pee
I said pee, I said pee