[Verse 1]
Static faces blinking off and on
She's always sleeping with the TV on
Drinks are cheap, sun is free
What else do you need?

[Chorus]
Ain't my girl a Betty?
Ain't my girl a Betty?

[Verse 2]
Do you believe in love after life
Lend your friends a surfboard for a time
Rotating cast of losers
Trade 'em all for one

[Chorus]
My girl, the Betty
My girl, the Betty
Isn't my girl a Betty?
Isn't my girl a Betty?
Isn't my girl a Betty?