Efemjay
RapGenius Battle, Round 3: vs. Einstein
Feel like I'm caught in the Matrix
I heard both of Einstein's rhymes and they ate dicks
I'm too ill, y'all don't recognize true skill
You're crushing up and cooking and injecting that Blue Pill
Willingly suspending disbelief; well, I'm calling bullshit
This Gang Starr here packs a Full Clip
And I'm finnah unload it, the judges already voted
The shit's rigged but the Matrix is decoded
By me, the white Morpheus, I'm on the block slanging reds
Me and Einstein, we're not banging heads
Because he barely waist-high; he at my cock level
He like to taste guy; you know he not ghetto
I saw that Dial Tone vid, you're joking, right, kid?
Odd Future rejects, and you're the token white kid
A sidekick, can't stand alone, you don't got poise
Looking like Asher Roth with the Roc Boys, I knock toys
Like you out the box, with the Mass Appeal
Einstein wants to lick my ass for real
Pass the Massengill, you pussy; plus the Tampax
And then I'll Pass the Dutchie, laced with anthrax
You're just, Not Ready for Prime Time Player
It's Saturday Night, and I'm the Einstein Slayer
And if I let you live I'll leave you barely even walking
You'll have to change your name from Einstein to Stephen Hawking
I'm like Neil deGrasse Tyson
Lyrics are mad nice and lethal like ricin
Rhyme so precise and do it with no splicin'
The only time I punch is when I'm at the Knights Inn
With Einstein's mom and I hit her in the shitter
Left him with the baby sitter, when I took her home, I did her
Too, that was your sister, she a dirty whore
You both got dicked down by a dude who's thirty-four