[Verse]
Sat in the chair of the Italian barbers
I'm the product of many farmers
Rob a Tesco in pyjamas
I'm a believer in good karma
Benihana the eight-two-five
Dip my crisps in a cold lager
Twisted Firestarter
I'm at a baby shower, wearing armour
Just to provoke laughter
I'm a freelance snake charmer
I'm in Hobbycraft in the market for a new marker
Rare cheese and a good parma ham
Drag race the slaughter van
I can do anything your daughter can
And I've even got a gorgeous tan

[Chorus]
I went fourteen days without seeing you
I could go fourteen more if I needed to
Another fourteen days now I need you
I need fourteen days just to bе with you
I went fourteen days without seeing you
I could go fourteen more if I needed to
Anothеr fourteen days now I need you
I need fourteen days just to be with you