[Intro]

F-Dawg: Yeah, look who’s coming!
SantaMike: Yo!
Niko B: Ahahahahahaha!

[Verse 1] F-Dawg

What’s goin’ on? Frank from South Los Santos
N*gga, you need to keep takin’ your hormones
What are you lookin’ so scared for? Punk ass b*tch!
Sh*t, I can dress how I want, what’s up with it?
Any more of you marks? Sh*t, you suck
You still think you hard? You ain’t nothin’ but a punk
Muthaf*ckas! Who you think you f*ckin’ with, fools?
Uh oh, it’s gettin’ ugly in here, see you!

[Verse 2] Davis Lam

Gangsta sh*t homie! Do I look like a b*tch?
You’s a mark if I ever seen one, what is this sh*t?
You think you a gangsta now, huh? F*ck no!
You’s a mark my n*gga, what yo b*tch ass choke!
What’s up lil’ mama? Damn she got ass
Work them cheeks, I’mma get all up in that
Hah, Mr. Big D*ck doin’ his thang!
Kiss the ring, b*tch, you better do what he say!
[Verse 3] SantaMike

Yeah? Move that sweet ass, b*tch!
You got a problem?! Oh sh*t!
F*ck! Don’t be a d*ckhead, pal!
God dammit, f*ck! Calm down
Ah man do I suck at this sh*t
What have I got myself into? God dammit!
Well…. F*ck this!
T! What? There! There hе is!

[Verse 4] Big’ T

Trevor Philips! I am crazy
Lеt’s have some fun then, party time ladies!
Look at me! Laugh and I will cut your face!
That is annoying, for f*ck sake!
Did you lose a very big bet?
Why hasn’t someone shot you yet?
Fool! You old people are all the same
I’m tempted to murder you, run away!

[Verse 5] Niko B

Hi there! Having a good day?
My name is Niko, you have funny face!
I’m sad and lonely but also rich!
I feel sorry for you, unlucky b*tch
Damn, I like YELLOW CARS!!!
I warn you, I nearly went pro at darts
Phone ring This is really annoying!
Yeah?! (Let’s go bowling)
[Verse 6] Roman B

Up steps the big man, Roman Bellic!
You really think you stand a chance? You d*ck
Titties! Titties! I love this sh*t
That’s why they pay me the big bucks, b*tch
Darts, uugghh… boring
Come on, Niko, let’s do some bowling!
Terrible tragedy, you f*cked up again
Same old story, you’re a loser, cousin!