Da-da da daaaaaa, da-da da daaaa
Da-da da daaaa, da-da da daaaa, da-da bum!
Da bum, da bum da bum
Da da da daaa da da da da da ...
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bow

Flirtz... it's a dump
Half the girls look like George Dawes
And the other half...
Biblical ... Babylon
Primark culture
Leopard print tops
Suspenders
French knickers
Four-day benders
Groping pensioners...
I ain't being detrimental...
I'm a tart too
...but we ain't on about me
I'm talkin' about you

Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender, be the death of you
Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender be the death of you
...that's right
She dropped 25 anti-depressants
And half a bottle of brandy
Before she left the flat tonight
Wobble wobble
Nod nod
You're up there babe
Fuckin' God...
She started in Leicester four years ago
Minimum wage - pointless
Career's - disposable
Prison - drink, drug addiction
I don't know bro, it's easy come innit?
Y'know?

Planning her outfits - meticulous detail
Cans of cheap cider
And endless pills for the taking
Temazepam seduction
A relentless fuck machine
Give your lips a good shaking
Now you look like shit
Get a bath, y'stink
You look like Tina Turner
Tryin' to sell alcopops to kids
Inject some more ket
Shut up about your tits
Inject some more ket
Shut up about your tits
Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender, be the death of you
Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender be the death of you

I got loads of lesbian stories ... do you want one?
Did I tell you about the time I had to shag that bird?
Well, not shag her. I got five-hundred quid for it
I done it for a favour - oh, don't ask
I done it for a friend ... a friend of a friend
Anyway, I arranged to meet this woman ... turned up at her house
I was bit nervous, y'know ... didn't know what to expect
She come out the house, greeted me, and, I went in
I walked in ... and her husband was sat on one sofa ... on the other sofa was another bloke
I just stayed near the kitchen. She plied me with alcohol ... gave me a load of speed. She started kissing me ... it was fucking well horny
Anyway, she took me to the middle of the living room ... undressed me ... and just started fucking each other. Her husband was wanking, this other bloke was wanking ... it was fucking well horny
After about an hour, she went upstairs ... came back down with this double-ender - I'd never seen one before - I mean I was only eighteen. So we just got on it ... bouncing off each other
It was fuckin' well horny. Then she went upstairs again with her husband ... this bloke came over - I was of me chops - really horny
He started kissing me - I didn't shag him. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't. I got five-hundred quid for it. I was there for about three hours ... it was fuckin' well horny

Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender, be the death of you
Trixie ... what you gonna do?
That double-ender be the death of you

Inject some more ket
Shut up about your tits
Inject some more ket
Shut up about your tits