Well you're my ding dong daddy, from far away
And I’m your little butterball
Well I'm just your fatty, who's tryna eat it all
Well now I’ve got titty nipples
And how they look like hershey kissles
And if you dig real hard, you're gonna find yourself an almond joy

Well now I've got you figured out, mmhm
Yes I know what you're all about
I see you walk behind that house your drinking "water" from the hose

So now don't you shed not one single tear
For you know I'm gonna be right here
Just come back home to your mama when you get through

Well now you make me wanna take out my teeth
I'm gonna lick that skillet clean
Turn it up papa
Make us some cottage cheese

Well now I've got you figured out, mmhm
Yes I know what you’re all about
I see you walk behind that house your drinking "water" from the hose

So now don’t you shed not one single tear
For you know I'm gonna be, I’m gonna be right here
Bring it back home to your mama when you get through
Well now, bring it back home
Oh won't you bring it back home
Oh won't you bring it back home when you get through