[Verse 1: Robbie Rotten]
If you wanna be a Lazy Scout
You gotta loaf around
With your hands in your pockets
And your eyes on the ground
Be slow, and sluggish
And slovenly and sleepy
Being ready isn't good
In fact, it's just creepy

[Chorus: Robbie Rotten]
Get lazy, get lazy
Everybody gotta get lazy
Get lazy, get lazy
Lazy Scouts
Get lazy, get lazy
Everybody gotta get lazy
Get lazy, get lazy
Lazy Scouts

[Verse 2: Robbie Rotten]
We'll walk up the mountain
We'll go camping
And always stay outdoors

[Spoken: Robbie Rotten, Ziggy]
Really?
Ha ha ha, gotcha!
[Chorus: Robbie Rotten, Stingy, Trixie & Ziggy, All]
Get lazy, get lazy (I wanna be a Lazy Scout)
Everybody gotta get lazy
Get lazy, get lazy (I wanna be a Lazy Scout)
(One, two, three, four)
Everybody! Get lazy, get lazy (I wanna be a Lazy Scout)
Everybody gotta get lazy (One two, three four!)
Get lazy, get lazy (I wanna be a Lazy Scout)
Lazy Scouts

[Outro: Robbie Rotten, All]
One more time
Lazy Scouts