LazyTown
We Are Number One but it makes no sense at all
[Spoken Intro: Robbie, Bobbie & TomSka]
Are you a real villain?
Well, uh, technically, uh
Well, uh, technically, uh
Have you ever caught a good guy, like a, like a real superhero?
No!

[Prelude: Robbie, The Cat in the Hat & Fat Bastard]
AL AL AL AL AL AL
OH YEAH!
Alright! I can see, that I will have to teach you, how t-
GET IN MY BELLY

[Chorus: Bobbie + Tobbie + Flobbie, Carl Wheezer & Black Guy]
Hey!
We are number croissant! (Hey!)
We are number CHICKEN STRIIIPS

[Pre-Verse 1: Robbie]
Now listen closely

[Verse 1: Robbie]
Here's a little lesson in trickery!
This is going down in history!
If you wanna be a villain number one
*Irish dance*
-a superhero on the run!
[Pre-Chorus: Robbie]
Just follow my moves, and sneak arouora kaens
Just follow my moves, and sneak around! Be careful make a sound!
Shh!
Touch that!

[Chorus: Bobbie + Tobbie + Flobbie, iDubbbz]
We are number YEET (Hey!)
I have crippling depression!
We are batman!

[Pre-Verse 2: Robbie]
HA HA HA

[Verse 2: Robbie]
Now look at this rare who-roast-beast
When I say go, be ready to throw!
GO!
Throw it on him!
Throw it on me!
THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME! UGH, LET'S TRY SOMETHING ELSE!
Now watch, and learn, here's the BANANA deal!
He'll slip and slide on this giant robot!
Ha hA HA
*gasp*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[Chorus: Bobbie, Tobbie & Flobbie]
Hey!
We are number one! Hey!
VILLAIN NUMBER ONE!
Hey!
Hey!
BOOM

[Outro]
-ber one! We are num-
-ber one! We are number one
Deez nutz