[Chorus]
It wasn't me, baby
No, it wasn't me, baby
It must have been some other body
Uh uh, babe, it wasn't me

[Verse 1]
Ed was cold, tired and hungry
Came a-begging for bread
The lady took him in
And fed him breakfast in bed

[Chorus]
It wasn't me, boss
Mmm-mmm, boss, it wasn't me
It must have been some other body
Uh uh, boss, it wasn't me

[Verse 2]
You say you saw my car parked
In the drive-in one night
Came over to speak to me
I was out of sight

[Chorus]
It wasn't me, baby
Mmm-mmm, baby, it wasn't me
It must have been some other body
Uh uh, baby, it wasn't me
[Verse 3]
Ed's a shrewd young whipper snapper
Loved to run and play
But the draft board got him
They inducted him today

[Chorus]
It wasn't me, Sergeant
Mmm, Sergeant, it wasn't me
It must have been some other body
Uh uh, Sarge, it wasn't me

[Verse 4]
I met a German girl in England
Who was going to school in France
Said we danced in Mississippi
At a Alpha Kappa dance

[Chorus]
It wasn't me, Officer
No, Officer, it wasn't me
It must have been some other body
Uh uh, Officer, it wasn't me

[Verse 5]
Wailing down the freeway
Testing out the cruising power
The state trooper trailing
Clocked at ninety miles per hour
[Chorus]
It wasn't me, Sheriff
Mmm-mmm, Sheriff, it wasn't me
Ah! It must have been some other body
Uh uh, Sheriff, it wasn't me

[Verse 6]
Calling for brave young soldiers
Needed on the front row
Lieutenant said
"Which one of y'all volunteer to go?"

[Chorus]
It wasn't me, Captain
Mmm-mmm, Captain, it wasn't me
It must have been some other body
Mmm-mmm, Captain, it wasn't me