[Verse 1]
(Sung)
Hey there, Slick! Remember me?
Of course ya do! This is your body!
Now you're just an absentee
'Cause i stole your identity!
Give it back? I disagree
'Cause now I'm gettin' stuff for free!
Once i start my jubilee
You'll fade away, I guarantee!

Now your name belongs to me!

This sure beats runnin' 'round in sheets
Like, listen to the crowds!
I gotta hand it to ya, Tubby
You really get 'em wowed!
"It's-a me. A-Mario."
That's how dumb ya sound!
I'd love to stay and mock ya, Slick
But I can't stick around!

(Spoken)
HA! You should see the look on your face
Wait a sec...
YOU AIN'T GOT ONE NO MORE!
AHHH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Chorus]
Take one glance, and you will see
That now your life belongs to me
Plus your popularity
It's minе, all MINE! UEE-HEE-HEE!
Bask in glory, Bask in fame
And laugh at the one who gеts the blame
I'm the hero of the game
And you will never guess my name!

[Verse 1 resumed]
(Spoken)
Oooh, a new part of the loop!
I get to make fun of you more!

(Sung)
Fillin' your shoes won't be too hard
I got your street cred and credit card!
All of your friends and loved ones see
That I'm-A tHe SuPeRsTaR, That's me!
All your life's work, all for naught
'Cause I'm livin' large, And you get squat!
But never say your work is thankless
I'll turn a profit off your distress!

[Bridge]
Names don't matter, this is true
This world will gimme what I'm due
'Cause now I'm you!
[Verse 2]
Look at who came crawling back!
You REALLY crave your own attacks!
Throw the towel off the rack
Because ya know the odds are stacked
You could say I got a knack
For gettin' praise while you get flack
Now it's time to hit the sack
'Cause I'm about to get by payback!

You won't get your true name back!

All those pigs think I am you
They're really all too slow!
All the while, they're none the wiser!
I skulk about under their nose!
"wOOoHoOOO, lEt'Sa goOoOOoOOoo!!!"
The only words ya know!
You had your time in the limelight, Slick!
Now I will steal the show!

(Spoken)
Ooh-la-la!
You got a little hottie to save, eh?
Well, your princess is in another castle!
MY CASTLE!
AHHH-HAHAHAHA!
[Chorus]
Take one glance, and you will see
That now your life belongs to me
Plus your true identity
It's mine, all MINE! UEE-HEE-HEE!
Bask in glory, Bask in fame
And laugh at the one who gets the blame
I'm the hero of the game
And you will never guess my name!

[Verse 2, resumed]
(Spoken)
All that's left's to bump ya off, and seal the deal!

(Sung)
Toy with people's expectations
Ruinin' your reputation
Now I'm famous, now you're cooked!
No more charges, off the hook!
Now I'm a big shot, now you're not!
You're left to rot without a thought!
But don'tcha worry, Slick, I'll take
Good care of all your girls and cake!

Celebrate the day you rue
This world will gimme what I'm due
'Cause now I'm you!

[Outro]
(Spoken)
What, you gonna cry?!
You gonna pee your pants--
Wait i probably shouldn't have put that much emphasis on that letter in particular
Err, backspace, backspace!
Forget I said that last sentence, which has a letter that is DEFINITELY not in my name!
Haha! Nailed it
That chump will never guess my name now! Hahahahahah!
Unless that bumblin' buffoon of a budgie blabs...
Eh, it's probably fine