[Intro]

Mr. Grizz:
Welcome to Grizzco!
Here at Grizzco, we do the important work
Of sending teenagers into warzones to
Collect the eggs of a cannibalistic salmon society
Still not convinced to join?
Listen to testimony from our happy little workers!

[Sung]

[Verse One]

Alex:
I almost had the last egg we needed
And then three *woomy* Flyfish spawned and I died

Uprising:
I thought I was safe on the Fish Stick platform
Then I get bored by a Maws, oh God why

Kyle:
Now's your chance to get got by a Big Shot

Alex:
Here comes a Steel Eel, he's coming in hot
Uprising:
Drizzlers and Drizzling, there are no safespots

Kyle:
"I got the Nozzlenose"

Uprising:
THERE IS NO GOD!

"I don't throw bombs"

Alex:
Real helpful, you jerk

Kyle:
"We got disconnected"

Uprising:
I'm going berserk

[Chorus]

Alex, Kyle and Uprising:
This is the anthem of the happy little workers!

[Break]
Mr. Grizz:
We here at Grizzco care about health and safety!
A lot
That's why when our employee
Get decimated by a horde of Salmonids
They don't have to worry about docked pay!
(We don't pay them.)

[Verse Two]

Uprising:
We had just one more wave to clear
And we were feeling confident 'til we saw Glowflies

Alex:
We hid behind the roller and the roller ran away
And next game was more Glowflies at high tide!

Guys it's not hard to stop a Flipper-Flopper

Kyle:
Please just keep inking if you've got the Slosher

Uprising:
I KNOW there are Stingers, don't go in the water!
Kyle:
"I rushed down the Slammin' Lid!"

Alex:
Why do I bother?

Uprising:
"I don't use the bows"

Kyle:
Well you HAVE TO you jerk!

"Our sniper left game"

Alex:
I'm going berserk

[Chorus]

Alex, Kyle and Uprising:
This is the anthem of the happy little workers!

[Spoken]

Mr. Grizz:
Pleasant little fellas aren't they? NOW GET BACK TO WORK AND DO YOUR JOB! Grizzco; We exploit teenagers and young adults, because we care