[Intro]

King Dedede:
Looks like somebody's hungry for a beatin'!


[Verse One]

Kirby:
Po-yo poyo pi!

King Dedede:
You'll never catch Dedede!

Kirby:
Po-yo pi ya e!

King Dedede:
In this race I am the Gourmet King!

Run, dash, slide and jump
Beside me you're just a chump
Think you can eat more?
Let's even out the score!

[Bridge]
King Dedede:
Step up to the plate, Kirby
You ain't got muffin on me!

Kirby:
Hi-ya! Yo! Po-yo poyo pi!
Ee-ya pi-ya yo! Hoy-ya poyo yee ya!

King Dedede:
Doughnut underestimate
The power that I under-cake

Kirby:
Ee-ya yi po-yo wee-a ee-ha!
Yip-ee yip-ee poyo poyo pi!

[Chorus: King Dedede, (Kirby)]

King Dedede:
Can you stomach a Gourmet Race
With 'The King of the show'?
Three courses to show your prowess
And see how far you will go

If you're truly a hungry boy
Then Kirby, you should know
You've got a lot to ketchup with
If you want to overthrow
(Pi pi-ya poyo hi-ya hoy-ya)
Hope you're ready to eat my dust
(Poy-ya hoy-ya hee)
Because you won't succeed
(Wa ha-ya he yey pi-ya)
There's nobody on this planet
(Pi-ya ee-ya whee)
That loves food more than me!

(Poyo poyo hey-ya hoyo)
Remember the name that beats you
(Pi-ya whee-ya ee)
It's the one King Dedede!
(Po-poyo e woyo)
Do you like the flavour?
(Pi-ya poyo poyo whee!)
It's the taste of your defeat!

[Break]

King Dedede: And I still got room for the second course!

[Verse Two]

King Dedede:
Munch, scarf, chew and chomp!
Kirby:
Pi pi poyo po-ya po!

King Dedede:
Run this gourmet romp!

Kirby:
Po-yo poyo pi-ya poyo po!

King Dedede:
Climb, dip, fly and dive
Get them burgers, and them fries!
Think you're the master munch?
I eat punks like you for lunch!

[Bridge Two]

Kirby:
Ee-ya piyo! Hey-ya piyo!
Hi-ya yo-y a pi piyo!

King Dedede:
Face the king, and yer gonna get hammered!
Gonn' get me another Grand Slam!

Kirby:
Ee-ya pi piyo ya piya
Hi-ya yo ya pi piyo!

King Dedede:
Break your fast before it's time for dinner!
We all know that Dedede's the winner!

[Chorus: King Dedede, (Kirby)]

King Dedede:
Can you stomach a Gourmet Race
With 'The King of the show'?
Three courses to show your prowess
And see how far you will go

If you're truly a hungry boy
Then Kirby, you should know
You've got a lot to ketchup with
If you want to overthrow

(Pi pi-ya poyo hi-ya hoy-ya)
Hope you're ready to eat my dust
(Poy-ya hoy-ya hee)
Because you won't succeed
(Wa ha-ya he yey pi-ya)
There's nobody on this planet
(Pi-ya ee-ya whee)
That loves food more than me!

(Poyo poyo hey-ya hoyo)
Remember the name that beats you
(Pi-ya whee-ya ee)
It's the one King Dedede!
(Po-poyo e woyo)
Do you like the flavour?
(Pi-ya poyo poyo whee!)
It's the taste of your defeat!

[Outro]

King Dedede:
You DeDeDefeat that is!
Now hand me another bag o' them chips!
Whaddaya mean, Kirby got fifty points just for eating one tomato?
This here game is rigged!