[Intro]
Are you ready? 'Cause I'm gonna put on a show!

[Chorus]
Skin clean, muscles' sheen
This'll be a quick scene
'Cause I'm lean and I'm mean
I'm a fighting machine

Bronzed up to get the gold
Let's get those cameras rollin'
All of LA will watch me lose control!

The haters call me "hodad,"
Hoes mad
Knowin' I'm the gigachad
Hard abs
Got the ladies down bad

I'm the most
You're the least
Flex it, give the crowd a feast
Smile for the camera
And release thе beast!

[Verse 1]
What's my name?
Super Macho Man!
Who's gonna win thе game?
Super Macho Man!
Come get my good side
Takin' Mac on a ride
Rougher than the 405
Drivin' down the coastline

I catch waves, you catch hands
Ain't a trip to Disneyland
Skip the Getty, statues cannot match my cans!

Quads bigger than your chest
No sweat
Little Mac is gonna fail this test
Can't best Hollywood's best

[Sub-Chorus]
I'm the most
You're the least
On the ropes, you're gonna crease
Smile for the camera, and
Release the beast!

[Verse 2]
I'll set the record straight
You're just a featherweight
Nothin' to compensate
Not a crumb left, I ate
SoCal might be in drought
But I'll still wash you out
Before the title bout
Beat you for Twitter clout!

You better forfeit (One!)
'Cause I'm Malibu primed and fit! (Two!)
Hurry it up and quit (Three!)
I got a beach to hit (Four!)

I ain't got time to kill (Five!)
Boxing don't pay the bills (Six!)
Run for the Beverly hills (Seven!)
And get out from up my grill! (Come on, come on, let's go, fight, fight!)

[Intermission]
Oh, you're still up?
I don't do autographs
How 'bout a backstage-pass-kicking instead?

[Verse 3]
Straight outta Bel-Air
Biceps, triceps, to spare
Slick hair, pecs bare
Little Mac gon' be scared
Want a second serving?
You think that you're worthy?
Like a tidal wave, I'll knock ya topsy-turvy!

There's enough to go around
Take ya down to Poundtown
Stay down, little clown
You can't match my renown

[Sub-Chorus]
I'm the most
You're the least
I'm oiled up
Your ungreased

Smile for the camera, and
Release the- dude!?

[Verse 4]
URGH! I just had my teeth done!
How did this chump from the Bronx draw blood?
How can this be? The Macho Man don't miss!
MAKEUP! The cams can't see me like this!

Gotta get up, the paparazzi's here!
Gotta show 'em that I have no fear!
This guy can't wipe Super Macho Man out!
Hang on, hang ten, time for the turnabout

SUPER! MACHO! MAN!

(UGH!)
(UGH!)
(UGH!)
(What!?)

[Chorus]
Skin clean, muscles' sheen
Better stop dodging
'Cause I'm lean and I'm mean
I'm a fighting machine

They can't think I'm getting old
Under the cameras' roll
Can't let LA watch me lose control!

The haters call me "hodad,"
TOO BAD!
Jealous of the gigachad
Hard abs
Macho Man's not just a fad

I'm the most
You're the least
Punch ya right back to the east

Smile for the camera, and
Release The- BOGUS!