{Wario Deluxe, Talking}
You expected to get paid?
TOO BAD! You just got WARIO'D!
Deluxe!

{Wario Deluxe, Singing}
It's Wario!
Scream out my name!
Come, let's-a go!
Come, play my game!

Let lightning strike!
Let thunder roll!
One final fight!
Winner take all!

Time to start the show!
Starring Wario!

Going gold!
Sitting on my throne
Take control!
All you have, I own!

Think you'll win?
Only in your dreams!
Nah, I'd win!
Wario's supreme!
{Wario Deluxe, Talking}
Wario can rhyme "win" with "win!"
Wario makes the rules!

{Wario Deluxe, Singing}
Wario number one!
You want fun?
Wario show you fun!

Wahahaha!

Wario!
Ain't no gaming better than me!
None compare!
Your entire life-a stinks!

To the throne
My performance is at the peak!
Of WarioWare!
Winning's Wario's legacy!

You're gonna get bumped
Straight to the dump
So long-a, chump!
Have a rotten day!
Got so many fans
Huge-a demand!
Nobody stands
In Wario's way!

Time to start the show!
Starring Wario!

{Wario Deluxe, Talking}
Ahahahahaha!
Wario! I gotta win!