[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time? Then let’s go
Before we start, I've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've got my Gaster Blaster gun
I’ll tell you before we have our fun
Beneath the skull and gym shorts
I'm actually Matt from Wii Sports!

[Verse 1]
Sans Undertale had missed the bus
At our Final Destination it's just us
This Mii Gunner's got death in his eye
Matt from Wii Sports gonna give you a badder time

I've trained in boxing for a decade
Now it's time for Matt from Wii Sports to bring the pain
So hard I'll drive your kids insane
Matt from Wii Sports, of Wii Sports Fame

[Verse 2]
At fencing and boxing I'm the master Mii
You might remember when I crushed you on the Wii
Now I’m here in Smash to ruin your day
Thought I was Sans Undertale? Time to pay!
Let’s get this party started
My power levels uncharted
If I was a Mii Brawler you'd be dead
You’d be catching these fists right to yo' head

[Verse 3]
Colors weave into a spiral of flame
Matt from Wii Sports is the most powerful in the game
There is no escape from Matt from Wii Sports' fury
Now bow down to me!

Bear this torch against the cold of the sports
I'll do the default dance from the Nite of the Forts
Have you ever wondered where Sans Undertale went
I killed him and took his head!

[Verse 4]
Matt from Wii Sports
I’m your god now

I am going to destroy you
Matt from Wii Sports is going to kill you now!

[Verse 5: Juno Songs & King K. Rool - Kremlings]
Kremling Krew Kameo!
One more time, boys!
There is no escape from the master Mii's wrath
(Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings)
You gonna get slap-chopped to death, do the math
(Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings)
Matt from Wii Sports gonna shoot you 'till you're gone!
Not the best at B-ball but you gonna get dunked on!
(Hail to the King, to the might of which we sing)

I'm the judge, jury, and executioner
(Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings)
Matt from Wii Sports gonna send you to Jupiter
(Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings)
Takes one punch to be the man of the hour
I'm only using 1% of my power
(Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremling Krew)

Matt from Wii Sports likes fists in your gut
Matt from Wii Sports likes fists in your gut
Attention human! Now you face Matt from Wii Sports!

[Outro]
You didn't expect to see us types
In Super Smash Bros and the like

But now we're in updates
Wonder who comes next from our mates
I think we know who we wanna see
It's gotta be my man Walui-