[Sans]
You know, I've been thinking
About you and me
Was this preordained?
Was this meant to be?

Somewhere deep down, I
Thought that you could change

[Matt from Wii Sports]
Let's cut to the chase
Matt from Wii Sports gonna punch you in the face!

There's not a bit of good inside
You followed the path of genocide
Matt from Wii Sports gonna give you a badder time!
Here I stand, I must prevail!

[Luigi]
Now you're facing the green thunder
You step forward, that's a blunder

[King Dedede]
Dedede's gonna snap yer neck!
Here and now, I'll end this tale!
[Claude von Riegan]
Jumping off my wyvern's back
Claude Von Riegan's on the attack!
Failnaught beat you blue and black
'Til everything ends

[King K. Rool]
Hail to the King, to the King of the Kremlings
To the King with the belly of brass
Sold your soul, I'll kick your—

[Luigi]
Butt!

[King K. Rool]
Killing the Kongs!
(Thanks by the way)

[Papyrus]
I know there's no point to fight
Why can't we all just be friends?
Living day by day, but the next it might all end
(Hmm, that's kind of grim)

[Piranha Plant]
I'm just a mean green mother, and you can't escape
But it's all the same, just shout out my name!
World 1-1's got no appeal
Have you ever wondered if you're my next meal?
(Well It's true, get in my belly!)
[King Dedede, (Chanting 1), {Chanting 2}]
I've seen what comes next
(Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer!)
{PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang!}

Paid my last respects
(Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer! Fear the Deer!)
{PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang! PlantGang!}

It's long past time for
Me to CLOBBAH THAT KIRBEH!

[Luigi]
Guess I will fight for
The few that remain

[King Dedede]
(That doesn't rhyme with Kirbeh!)

[Matt from Wii Sports]
Matt from Wii Sports gonna break your will
You gonna keep boxing still
Hoping for a KO, you won't get it though
Here I stand, here I'll stay

[King K. Rool]
(KREMLING KREW KAMEO TIME!)
[Kremling Krew, (Backing Luigi Chorus)]
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the might of which we sing!
(Luigi, I just want to touch you)

Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremling Krew!
(All over your manly chest! Wanna bury my face in your breast!)

[Guzma, (Kremling Krew), {Backing Luigi Chorus}]
Go out and send your boys
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the might of which we sing!)
{Luigi, you're so freaking sexy! And you've got me in your trance}

But know you'll get destroyed
(Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremlings
Hail to the king, to the king of the Kremling Krew!)
{So Bowser does not stand a chance! Go save the day!}

[Luigi]
Once, I saw the light
Once, there was no fight
Once, you did what's right
Once, I called you friend

[King Dedede]
I know, somewhere you remember
They said that you could be better
That hope is a dying ember
YOU JUST WANNA TO CLOBBAH EVERYONE, HUH?!

[Knuckles]
HERE I COME!
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM!
THE BEST OF THEM! TOUGHER THAN LEATHER!
Killin' KNUCKLES for the sake of play
Denyin' us light of day

[Matt from Wii Sports]
'Til we stepped in your way

[All]
GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS THE HARD WAY!

You are never gonna smile
You are heartless, you are vile

[King Dedede]
Prepare to be CLOBBAH'd, fallen child

[Claude von Riegan]
Know you never had a prayer
You're not gonna get that far
I'll break your will with a Fallen Star
I will not stand there and take it
I can't afford not to care

[Piranha Plant]
I gave up hope long ago
Not much point in dreams, you know!
Up and down the pipe I go
Once upon a time

[Dedede]
Now we stand here, face to face
Defiling this sacred place
I will not let you erase
All space and time!

[King K. Rool]
I hate making promises
Promises are a not-evil thing to do
That is not the creed of the mighty Kremling Krew

[Luigi]
Take-a it from me kid
It's-a time we stop this child's play
Time you learned to stop
Learned that day is the DAY OF-A LUIGI! Yahoo!

[Papyrus]
Why do you still fight?
No seriously, why do you still fight?

No more bloodshed and
No more violence
Why not sit there and
Eat my pasta in silence?

[Guzma]
You made your mistakes
And I respect that kinda mania

[All]
But now hell awaits
WHEN WE STOP MEGALOVANIA!

[Matt from Wii Sports]
So long, child of man
Tell them hi from
Matt from Wii Sports!

[Piranha Plant]
And Piranha Plant!

[Claude von Riegan]
And Claude Von Riegan!

[Luigi]
And Luigi!

[Papyrus]
And Papyrus!

[King Dedede]
And King Dedede!

[Knuckles]
And Knuckles!

[Guzma]
And ya boy Guzma!

[King K. Rool]
And King K. Rool!

[Luigi]
Now you're facing the green thunder
You step forward, that's a blunder!

[King Dedede]
Dedede's gonna snap yer neck
Here I stand, I must prevail!

[King K.Rool]
I'm not going to turn tail!

[Claude von Riegan]
Time to stop this bloody trail!

[Papyrus]
None of us are Sans Undertale!