Dark Bowser:
Still here ? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes ?
Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within
And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace

Bowser:
Gwahaha !
Great dark hurricane !
Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle !
You really sweat the details !
Listen up ! You're saying the kingdom will vanish ?
NOT TODAY !
THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE !
SO YOU VANISH !
IT'S SHOWTIME !

[Music on]

Hah !
These gales of shadow SUCK !
Dare to step to Bowser
Boy, are you out of luck !
There's only room in this world for a single Koopa King
And I'm not gonna let you out do me in anything !

BAH !
Nice try, but I'm still here !
And there's nothing to fear
Now I'll end your whole career !
Who are you
To thing you're stronger than I ?!
NOPE ! The Koopa King
Will never die
Never die !
NEVER DIE !
It's time to bring the Grand Finale
Crush the enemy line
And the Koopa King's might will shine !
And there's no way a WIMP like you could beat me !
All of your powers are mine !
And I'll trounce you in rhyme
IT'S BOWSER TIME !

You'll whiffle out before you get the chance to say my name
Your powers of darkness
Honestly are really, really LAME !
And I won't let some CHUMP
Besmirch the name of Koopa King
You stole my DNA
Well, now, you'll pay for everything !

Think you're great ?
Well, you're a SCHMUCK !
Dare to step to Bowser
Boy, are you out of luck !
There's only room in this world for a single Koopa King
And I'm not gonna let you out do me in anything !
There's no chance
A SCHNOOk like you
Could do what I do
Now this battle throught !

Who are you
To thing you're stronger than I ?!
NOPE ! The Koopa King
Will never die
Never die !
NEVER DIE !
It's time to bring the Grand Finale
I'll come out of this fine
And I'll take you down
Take you offline !
And there's no way a WIMP like you could beat me !
The Dark Star was misaligned
And I'll trounce you in rhyme
IT'S BOWSER TIME !

You'll whiffle out before you get the chance to say my name
Your powers of darkness
Honestly are really, really LAME !
Well, lookie here !
The runt who's caused me such a bad migraine !
GET IN MY BELLY !
Now the Inside Story bring the pain !
Mario & Luigi:
Let's-a go
Here come the dark
Let's-a beat this guy
Inside the Koopa monarch

Luigi:
Two kingdoms threatened by the swirling storm high up above

Mario:
Two working plumbers, here to save the world that we love

Mario & Luigi:
Here we go
We'll close the stage
And we'll end your rampage
Feel the heroes's rage

Mario:
Who are you
To think destruction will reign

Luigi:
Now the Mario Bros
Will unclog you like a drain !

Mario & Luigi:
It's time to bring the Grand Finale
From two adventures ago
Back when we first traded blows
We'll save the world
And we will make you see
And once more the sun will glow
Thanks to the Mario Bros
Let's-a go !

Luigi:
The darkness went straight to your head
You've lost who you are, Fawful
And now we've got to stop you
Before you do something awful

Mario:
So just stand still,'cause here we come
Our mallets swinging faster
Let's-a make this quick;
I've-a got a date with Princess Peach right after !