[First Half]
I own the dance floor 'til the break of dawn
The sun'll never rise; the party's on!
You better fold because
You'll face defeat
With two left feet
Judgin' by the way you move
Well, plumbers don't know how to groove

You step up to my crib?
I'll take you down
Like Funkytown
If you will not learn your place
Then watch out, boy! I'll punch your face!

You couldn't ever hope to dance at my level
Now, clear the floor and make way for the Disco Devil!

Deep beneath thе shifting sands
Lies a boogie wonderland
Watch mе groove and do my thing
To hail the Origami King
We the legion do our duty
Take your face, and take your booty
Stole the sun and took their heads
Now the party never ends!
Feel the temple breakin'
All your faces taken, you ain't stayin' alive
You will die
You'll need a hero, your life will drop to zero
But I'm stayin' alive!
Stayin' alive!
(Faceless Toads: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!)

You're goin' nowhere!
You'll fall, so help me!
You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky!
We sing our praises to the king of origami!
OW!

[Second Half]
You wanna dance, bro? YOU WANNA DANCE?
Well, lemme show you what you're up against!
One-two! ALRIGHT!
Now that's a hole-in-one!
This is fun!
Let's see how well you fight
When I sate my appetite!

You can't save face!
Your energy is spent!
Just get bent!
It'd be a shame if you died
Before you saw my Electric Slide!
Gotta make a move to a temple that's right for me!
Gotta keep that streamer all wrapped up for King Olly!

Tired out? That's a shame!
We'll dance all night in Olly's name!
Now you'll witness disco bling
To hail the Origami King!
Keepin' cool and funky fresh
While I punch holes in all your flesh!
Look alive!
I will survive!
And those with folds gon' thrive and jive!

It's fun to slay at the YMCA, and you won't stay alive!
You will die!
Do you remember the night you were dismembered
You ain't stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
(Faceless Toads: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Stayin' alive!)

You're goin' nowhere!
You'll fall, so help me!
You stand no chance 'gainst a hole puncher this funky!
We sing our praises to the king of origami!
OW!
[Outro, spoken]
No, seriously! OW!
What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads?
That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!