Congratulations to Lorenz Hellman Gloucester for making it into Super Smash Bros

Hmmmm, "Megalovania" next *wink wink

[Intro]
You aren't my usual kid, you know
Wanna have a bad time, then let's go
Before we start I've got to let
You in on a little secret

I've got my Gaster Blaster Gun
I'll tell you before we have our fun
Added to the Smash Bros roster
It's LORENZ HELLMAN GLOUCESTER

[Verse 1]
You mad Professor's in Smash?
Lorenz Hellman Gloucester's hands, you can catch
You say there's way too many swords?
How about the weapons of the house lords?

But that's not what I'm here to say
I'm the noblest noble, anyway
Check the background, I'll be there
Standing on the bridge with my noble flair
[Verse 2]
Better fit to lead the land
Claude Von Reigan's not the man
If anyone can do it Lorenz can-- (ahem)
Oh [BEEP] Claude!


(please stop sending death threats to Masahiro Sakurai on twitter)